The Trouble with Girls (1969)

Edward Andrews: Johnny

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• Johnny : You're not acting like a boss, boss. But you are, in truth, the boss. If you were acting like a boss, you would tell her what you, the boss, would like her, who happens to be just an employee, to do.

• Johnny : Look at that.

  Walter Hale : Not bad. Not bad at all.

  Johnny : I mean the tent.

  Walter Hale : What about the tent?

  Johnny : It's empty. And that is the way it's gonna stay. Unless you do something about this problem we got with Miss American Labor. She's giving you a lot of appus-crappus.

• Johnny : What have I got to have a real smile about?

  Betty : You don't have anything in your eye, you don't have an earache or a cold in your nose, you don't have pimples...

  Johnny : And I don't have a standby pianist either.

  Betty : What's that?

  Johnny : Well. Well, a standby pianist is a kind of pianist who stands by for the regular pianist in case the regular pianist is not available to stand by.

  Betty : Oh, I thought it was something dirty, the way you said it.

• Johnny : Okay, smarty-pants. You're the college kid. What do you do when a girl you're out with gets this drunk?

  Amherst : I've never been that lucky.

• Johnny : Isn't that spiffy?

• Johnny : Do I - know the killer?

  Walter Hale : I think so.

  Johnny : Give me a hint. Is it one of us?

• Johnny : "Kind of killer"? You mean there are kinds? There are good killers and bad killers? The ones you love and the ones you hate? A killer you kind of like a lot, but you wouldn't want your sister to marry?