The Grasshopper (1970)

Roger Garrett: Buck Brown

Quotes 

• Billy : Mommy says you're a fag.

  Buck Brown : Well, so is Santa Claus.

• Buck Brown : You know, this horse has a beautiful ass.

• Buck Brown : You're coming with us tonight? I mean, you're going to love the group. They have the tightest pants.

• Buck Brown : [gazing at the sunrise]  Do you believe in God, Chris? Or, do you think we came from monkeys?

  Christine Adams : I really don't think about it. Boy, when you look out there, there's just *gotta* be a God.

  Buck Brown : Or, one helluva monkey.

• Buck Brown : Well, do I get to kiss the groom?

  Christine Adams : Oh, Buck!