Where's Poppa? (1970)
Trish Van Devere: Louise Callan
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Quotes
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Louise Callan : In fact, I'm afraid I'm not very good. Most of my patients have died.
Gordon Hocheiser : Well, that's okay. I don't mind.
Louise Callan : You don't? You mean, you want me?
Gordon Hocheiser : Oh, yes.
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Louise Callan : His name was Leonard Callan and I thought he was the most wonderful man in the world. He was a stockbroker. He was sensitive, sweet, and very kind. When we talked about sex, he was as shy as I was. We were both virgins.
Gordon Hocheiser : You were?
Louise Callan : And when he asked me to marry him, I accepted. We flew to London for our honeymoon. And Leonard was so sweet. We drank champagne and we talked and he didn't try to rush me at all. And then, when we were all relaxed, we got undressed, and he carried me to bed. I shouldn't be telling this to you...
Gordon Hocheiser : Of course you should.
Louise Callan : We made love. I'd never experienced anything like it before. It was wonderful. So happy. And then, I rolled over to kiss my wonderful Leonard, and that's when I saw it.
Gordon Hocheiser : What... what did you see?
Louise Callan : He made a caca in the bed.
Gordon Hocheiser : [after a long pause] What?
Louise Callan : Well, I couldn't believe it either. I said to him, I said, "How could you do such a thing?" And do you know what he said? He said, "Doesn't everybody?"
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Louise Callan : Gordon has been telling me so much about you.
Mrs. Hocheiser : Gordon? Uh, I know a Gordon.
Louise Callan : You must be very proud of your son.
Mrs. Hocheiser : Sidney's a wonderful boy.
Louise Callan : I thought his name was Gordon.
Mrs. Hocheiser : Oh, that one. Yes, Gordon, he's a wonderful boy too.
Louise Callan : I'm sure he is.
Mrs. Hocheiser : [holds out her finger] Got a pecker this big.
Louise Callan : I - I beg your pardon?
Mrs. Hocheiser : This big. Just like his Poppa.
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Louise Callan : How many people do you have here?
Owner of 'Gus & Grace's Home' : 73, I don't know, maybe 72. I don't know, I didn't check all the rooms yet.
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Louise Callan : Do you require references?
Gordon Hocheiser : For what?
Louise Callan : For the job. The ad didn't say. I can get references; but, I don't think they'll be very good.
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Gordon Hocheiser : I don't even know your name.
Louise Callan : Louise.
Gordon Hocheiser : [sings] Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise...
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Louise Callan : This is the first nice thing that's happened to me since my marriage.
Gordon Hocheiser : You're married?
Louise Callan : Divorced.
Gordon Hocheiser : How long were you married?
Louise Callan : [whispers] 32 hours.
Gordon Hocheiser : What?
Louise Callan : 32 hours.
Gordon Hocheiser : That's not very long.
Louise Callan : Oh, it was an eternity!