Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971)
Michael Brandon: Roberto Tobias
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Quotes
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Roberto Tobias : Well, it's a bit risky, and, and I don't...
Gianni Arrosio : Ah, yeah. And you're thinking this fairy will jump on a chair and scream bloody murder if he sees a mouse, right?
Roberto Tobias : Yes, that's what I thought.
Gianni Arrosio : Oh, you heterosexuals! I don't suppose you've ever had a homosexual experience?
Roberto Tobias : Let's just forget it, man.
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Gianni Arrosio : You know, this case is a real challenge. Fortunately, the odds are in our favor.
Roberto Tobias : The odds?
Gianni Arrosio : Exactly. You see before you a fully-fledged, highly-qualified private investigator with an extensive knowledge of modern science at his very fingertips. And, in spite of this, in three years of honest practice, I haven't solved a single case.
Roberto Tobias : Not even one...?
Gianni Arrosio : Not even one.
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[Arrosio is stuffing his face with food at a local bar]
Gianni Arrosio : Mmm. That was good. Who's paying? You? Well...
Roberto Tobias : [to the cashier] What did he have?
Cashier : A steak, three ham sandwiches, two hard-boiled eggs, and one bottle of beer.
Roberto Tobias : [as he pays the cashier] I guess he wasn't that hungry.
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Diomede : [Godfrey and Roberto enter Godfrey's shed, talking right tohis pet parrot near the stove] Hey, Jerk-off!
Roberto Tobias : What did I do?
Diomede : No, not you... the parrot.
Diomede : [approaches the stove and talks to his parrot] That's my food, Jerk-off!