Black Mama White Mama (1973)

Sid Haig: Ruben

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Quotes 

• Alfredo : [the tracking dogs have been stolen]  How are we gonna find them now?

  Ruben : [shouting]  Well, asshole, why don't you get down on all fours and we'll follow you!

• Ruben : Alright, fucker! Those are my dogs.

  Ernesto : I guess they are. They look like you.

• Ruben : Which one of 'em has the biggest pecker?

  Lupe : The cop is. Eight!

  [looking towards Galindo] 

  Lupe : Him - four, maybe less.

  Ruben : Eight. Four. Drop 'em.

  Galindo : This is an outrage! I'll see to it that...

  Ruben : Drop 'em!

• Ruben : [Manuel runs up to embrace Ruben]  Sorry, Manuel, old buddy, you just ain't my type. But, your daughters are! Well, huh, you've been keepin' some secrets from me, old buddy.

  [walks over to Manuel's daughters] 

  Ruben : My, my, my. How you have grown.

• Ruben : I don't like cops. And cops don't like me.

• Ruben : No payoffs for the pigs, so, pigs stay out.

• Capt. Cruz : Can you find them?

  Ruben : A reputation for helping cops is shit for my image. So, you keep your ass out of my province.

  Capt. Cruz : Deal.

• Ruben : Bull shit! This guy is a cop. Ain't no cop would give you the sweat off his balls.

• Ruben : Don't want to see your rotten ass around here no more.

• Villager : The body is Luis.

  Ruben : Sure it ain't one of the girls?

  Villager : Not unless she's hung like a horse.

  [man balls his fist and raises his right arm to a 45° angle] 

  Ruben : Ha. Ah, well, that would be Luis.