The Last House on the Left (1972)
Sandra Peabody: Mari Collingwood
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Quotes
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Mari : Junior, do you have a girlfriend?
Junior Stillo : Oh, yeah. I got lots of girlfriends just waiting to get me!
Mari : I don't think you do.
Junior Stillo : Well, you're right.
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Mari : The leaves are really beautiful.
Phyllis Stone : Yup, they're really starting to change. I guess winter's comin' on!
Mari : Yup, Hey, I changed this winter!
Phyllis Stone : What do you mean, you changed?
Mari : I mean, my breasts filled out!
[Phyllis laughs]
Mari : I mean, they were nothing last summer!
Phyllis Stone : I didn't know you last summer!
Mari : Well, they have!
Phyllis Stone : Well, congratulations!
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Estelle Collingwood : I think it's crazy.
Mari : What's crazy?
Estelle Collingwood : All that blood and violence. I thought you were supposed to be the love generation.
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Dr. John Collingwood : [looking at Mari's shirt] Hey, no bra?
Mari : Of course not! Nobody wears those anymore!
Estelle Collingwood : Nobody except us drill sergeants.
Dr. John Collingwood : Yeah, but look, Estelle. You can see her nipples as plain as day!
Mari : Daddy, don't be so clinical!
Dr. John Collingwood : But it's immodest!
Mari : Then I'll get some sandpaper!
Estelle Collingwood : [annoyed] Look, young lady, when I was your age...
Mari : When you were my age, you all wore brassieres that made your tits stick out like torpedoes or something.
Dr. John Collingwood : Tits! What's this "tits" business? Sounds like I'm back in the barracks.
Mari : Alright, then - mammary glands! They used to tie them up like little lunatics in straightjackets, and they stuffed socks in their bras.
Estelle Collingwood : Mari!
Mari : You told me that yourself, Mother.
Estelle Collingwood : If God had meant women to go around with their bust exposed, Mari Collingwood, He wouldn't have given us clothes!
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Estelle Collingwood : Mari, would you hurry up?
Mari : [in shower] Okay okay. Drill sergeant.
