Happy Days (1974–1984)
Don Most: Ralph Malph, Purvis
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Quotes
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Potsie Weber : Rich! Rich!
Ralph Malph : Come quick!
Richie Cunningham : What? Is there something wrong?
Potsie Weber : It's a shark!
Ralph Malph : The Fonz...
Richie Cunningham : Fonz got eaten by a shark?
Potsie Weber : He did? Who said that?
Ralph Malph : Not me! What're you talking about?
Richie Cunningham : Well, you just said "The shark..."!
Ralph Malph : Nooo! Listen! The Fonz is gonna jump *over* a shark!
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Ralph Malph : You're such a Potsie!
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Ralph Malph : [Richie is worried that he's going crazy] Come on, Richie! You're no crazier than the rest of us! Look at Potsie. You think he's normal? And Fonzie... super-cool Fonzie. Fonzie with his "Ayyy!" I mean, that's pretty... that's really sicko when you come right down to it.
Richie Cunningham : I wouldn't let him hear you say that.
Ralph Malph : You tell him I said that, and I'll deny it! Every word!
Richie Cunningham : OK, Ralph - take it easy.
Ralph Malph : Now you take me - nice, normal Ralphie Malphie. I got no quirks. But I know what they're saying about me. They're saying my hair's too neat, I'm too cute, and girls crave my bod.
Richie Cunningham : They're not saying that, Ralph.
Ralph Malph : Yes they are. They're also saying that I look like a movie star because my teeth are too even.
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Ralph Malph : I've still got it!
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[watching a Chicago Bears football game in 1956]
Ralph Malph : That Bears quarterback is no good. He's washed up. He's 30.
Richie Cunningham : That's ridiculous. George Blanda still has a few more good years left.
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[repeated line]
Ralph Malph : I've still got it!