Fantozzi (1975)
Paolo Villaggio: Ugo Fantozzi
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Quotes
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Ugo Fantozzi : I didn't mean to kill your dog! I'll kill myself in the fish pond!
[jumps in]
Signorina Silvani : What are you doing?
Ugo Fantozzi : I'm examining the temperature of the fish pond.
Ugo Fantozzi : Behold, all of you. I have given you fish
[holds up two fish]
Ugo Fantozzi : and some fine white rice.
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Burino che distrugge la Bianchina : Get out of the car, shit head!
Burino che distrugge la Bianchina : Who's the arsehole here?
Ugo Fantozzi : [points to his face] I am! No! No! It wasn't my fault! That woman told me to!
Burino che distrugge la Bianchina : You suck! Trying to blame it on a woman! You are *scum*!