- Jack Armstrong: [narrating] Her father, Reverend Faversham, and her mother were absolute pillars of Victorian morality. They were the kind of people who had little skirts made for the piano's legs to ensure the modesty of the home.
- Alice Faversham: [role-playing a virginal bride's protestations of modesty while being undressed on her wedding night] Don't, Jack. Don't pull the tie strings. The tie strings. Don't pull them, please.