The Muppet Show (1976–1981)

Rita Moreno: Self - Special Guest Star

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• Rita Moreno : Kermit I was wondering if we could just forget the cue cards and just ad lib it.

  Kermit the Frog : Ad lib it? Yes I don't mind doing that but there are others who may take offense.

  Rita Moreno : Like who?

  Kermit the Frog : Like the guy who holds the cue cards.

  Sweetums : Nice lady not want Sweetums to hold cue cards?

  Rita Moreno : Uh no.

  Sweetums : Nice lady want Sweetums to hold something else?

  Rita Moreno : Sure you can hold anything you want.

  Sweetums : Great! That best offer Sweetums have all week.

  [Sweetums picks up Rita like a football and walks off with her while Kermit shrieks] 

  Kermit the Frog : That's the problem with guests on this show. They seem to get carried away.