Are You Being Served? (1977)
Frank Thornton: Captain Peacock
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Quotes
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Captain Stephen Peacock : I had a bit of bad news yesterday. Mrs. Peacock won't be accompanying us.
Miss Shirley Brahms : Oh yes?
Captain Stephen Peacock : Two lonely persons thrown together on a foreign shore. It could be quite romantic. We'll have to watch it, won't we?
Miss Shirley Brahms : Well, I intend on going to the discoes every night, so you'll have to watch it on your own.
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Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : [the staff just arrived at the hotel] Ring the bell, Peacock.
Captain Stephen Peacock : I hope you're not going to keep ordering me around. We are on holiday.
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : I'm sorry. Ring the bell, Stephen.
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Conchita : Follow me, please.
[bends down to pick up luggage, and dress rides up so underwear saying "Ole!" is exposed]
Captain Stephen Peacock : Yes, I look forward to seeing the pantyhoses, er, pentyhouses.
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Captain Stephen Peacock : [Watching Mr Lucas trying to stuff a sandwich into his jacket pocket] How many times have I told you not to put food into your pockets?
Mr. Dick Lucas : Every time you've caught me, Captain Peacock!
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Captain Stephen Peacock : Been taking a dip, Mr Humphries?
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Well, I haven't been sitting in the cocktail bar with this lot on!
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Captain Stephen Peacock : [Watching a procession of nuns] What a charming, old world sight.
Mr. Dick Lucas : Hey, you see the one at the back - I seem to recognise the walk!
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : [the last nun in the line, moving away from the others] Peace be with you, sisters!
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Captain Stephen Peacock : [During the gun battle] Mr Lucus, remember you're up for a rise
Mr. Dick Lucas : I hope you remember that when the time comes!
Captain Stephen Peacock : I will - if you're still with us!