Bugs Bunny in King Arthur's Court (1978 TV Movie)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, King Arthur (Daffy Duck), Merlin (Yosemite Sam), Varlet (Porky Pig), Sir Elmer of Fudd (Elmer Fudd)

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Quotes 

• Yosemite Sam : Why you! Take him out and roast him at the stake!

  Bugs Bunny : [Confused]  Stake?... Roast?... Me?...

  [Turns to the audience] 

  Bugs Bunny : Roast me at the stake? That stings. He wouldn't dare!

  [Cuts to Bugs tied to a stake] 

  Bugs Bunny : He's dare!.

• Yosemite Sam : Will you shut up, ya loudmouthed dragon?

  Bugs Bunny : Oh, as to that, well I can shut up, all right! Any time anybody asks me to shut up, I always shut up! Shutting up is one of my virtues! I'm considered very shutty-uppy in my crowd!

  Yosemite Sam : Shut up shuttin' up!

• [after missing the usual "left turn at Albuquerque," Bugs finds himself in Camelot, dodging a fire-breathing dragon] 

  Bugs Bunny : Never again, never *never* again, do I take travel hints from Ray Bradbury! Huh! Him and his short cuts! The *last* time I took Bradbury's advice, I ended up in the 25th century as a Martian monocle... on *Mars* yet! *This* time, I end up in some kinda lizard factory!

• [about to be burned at the stake, Bugs pretends to "blot out the sun" using a total eclipse] 

  Yosemite Sam : Sun, shmun! Roast that critter!

  Daffy Duck : [as King Arthur]  Listen, buster! Curb thy fat lip, or hie thee to the unemployment office!

  [Regarding Bugs] 

  Daffy Duck : Release that noble creature, and give him half my kingdom! And other, uh, monuments!

  [Later, after Bugs "brings back the sun" when the eclipse has ended:] 

  Daffy Duck : Nice trick! Hmm, I don't suppose you'd settle for a quarter of my kingdom? Would ya? Or an eighth? Sixteenths are nice too. Thirty-seconds?

  [Nods to Sam] 

  Daffy Duck : I'll throw in a second-hand court magician. After all, a thirty-second of England is easily equal to two blocks in downtown Dallas!

• [Daffy, as King Arthur, presides over a jousting tournament from the safety of his royal viewing box] 

  Daffy Duck : This is the part I really dig about being a king! All those idiots down there hackin' away at each other, hoo hoo! And me safely up here, out of it! Being hacked is not only stupid... it *hurts!*

  [to the crowd:] 

  Daffy Duck : Let the tournamen-, uh, the slaughter, begin!