- Pathologist: Oh my God. His mouth. It's full of BEES!
- Tibbles Jr.: [everyone is piled on the bus, Jeannie is honking the horn] Lady, are you calling the bees?
- Jeannie Devereux: If they'll come.
- Nick Willis: [to Jeannie, about David] I don't care about your work, I don't care about your emergency, I don't care about *him*. The only thing I do care about is you.
- Jeannie Devereux: [in hysterics as the plane readies to land] I don't want to go down there. That's all. I don't want to go down there. I just don't want to go down there.
- David Martin: I never seen anything like it! They forced open the slide and jammed it with their own dead bodies! Two, three, at least four of the other hives are empty now! Probably more!
- Jeannie Devereux: By this time they could all be dominated by the new strain! They joined together!
- Nick Willis: How many, David?
- David Martin: Over a half a million bees!
- Agent: It's, ahhh... three or four days ago he picked it up!
- David Martin: Would you know where this Earl Logan lives?
- Agent: Well, it's somewhere out toward El Lamosa! Not too sure! Ah, you can buy a map! They're two dollars!
- David Martin: No! We don't need a map! We need the address!
- Agent: Well, it comes with the map!
- David Martin: Well, why can't you just tell us the address?
- Agent: On account of my husband sells the maps!
- Nick Willis: Let's just pay the two dollars, David!
- David Martin: I'll pay for the map!
- Nick Willis: No! You pay for the rental car!
- Agent: Oh, the car rental is closed for Siesta! Got a good car I can loan you, though! Cheap!