- Cactus Jack: Take another step and I'll ventilate you!... Nobody outsmarts Cactus Jack Slade!
- [Handsome Stranger and Cactus Jack are about to shoot it out]
- Charming Jones: Hold it! Like the man says... just hold it.
- [She walks up to Cactus Jack]
- Charming Jones: [to Handsome Stranger] Ah, exactly *what* are your intentions?
- Handsome Stranger: To see that justice is done!
- Charming Jones: [to Cactus Jack] And yours?
- Cactus Jack: Blow his head off! Steal the money!
- Charming Jones: And...?
- Cactus Jack: [laughs] ... And then I'm gonna ravish you!
- Charming Jones: Handsome, you lose! What's-his-name here just... outbid you.
- Cactus Jack: [Jack sticks his gun in the Bank Clerks face] One. Close the door. Two. Open the safe. Three. On the floor.
- Cactus Jack: [the Bank Clerk closes the door, and then gets on the floor. Jack leans down and taps the Bank Clerk on the shoulder with the gun] You forgot Number two.
- Bank Clerk: Oh no I didn't! I did that when you stuck that gun in my face!
- Telegraph agent: [stuttering] B-b-boy, you t-t-alk f-f-u-nny.
- Handsome Stranger: [heavy Austrian accent] That's easy for you to say.
- Handsome Stranger: This is a seven-shot six-shooter, and I had it especially made.
- Charming Jones: Why?
- Handsome Stranger: Why?
- Charming Jones: Yeah...
- Handsome Stranger: I dunno.
- Cactus Jack: I come to speak with straight tongue.
- Nervous Elk: Tongue may be straight, but mouth hide many sharp teeth.
- [Charity is bending over while wearing a low cut dress]
- Charming Jones: Would you help me with these please?
- Handsome Stranger: Sure.
- [picks up her luggage and walks off]