- Emmeline Lestrange: You're such a silly dodo, Richard! We're never getting off this island.
- Richard Lestrange: Thanks to you!
- Emmeline Lestrange: This is where we live, Richard. This is our home, now and forever.
- Richard Lestrange: No! I could never live here with JUST you! I don't even like you! You never used to laugh at me! You never used to have secrets you wouldn't tell me!
- Emmeline Lestrange: Well, you're not so perfect either, Mr. Richard Lestrange. I've seen you playing with it, and I'll tell your father, IF he ever gets here.
- Richard Lestrange: YOU? I hate you!
- [throws a rock at her, narrowly missing her]
- Emmeline Lestrange: You almost hit me!
- Richard Lestrange: Take it back! Take back what you said!
- Emmeline Lestrange: I've seen it all! What happens after you've been doing it a long time?
- Richard Lestrange: Shut up! That's not fair peeking! I don't peek on you!
- Emmeline Lestrange: That's a lie! You're always staring at my buppies.
- Richard Lestrange: Only 'cause they look so funny! You know what you look like now, Em? You look like one of those pictures Paddy had in his drawer. One of his Hoochie Coochie girls!
- Richard Lestrange: I was so scared. All I could think of was: what if I lost my Em? What would I do?
- Richard Lestrange: What are you LOOKING at?
- Emmeline Lestrange: Your muscles.
- Richard Lestrange: What about them?
- [Emmeline continues staring lovingly at him]
- Richard Lestrange: You're really acting silly lately, Em. Always saying DUMB things like that. Always LOOKING at me funny! You're not coming down with something, are you! Don't give it to me.
- Richard Lestrange: [while eating fruit] Kiss me.
- Emmeline Lestrange: You're all sticky!
- Richard Lestrange: So what? Kiss me!
- [Emmeline kisses Richard, but he won't let her go]
- Emmeline Lestrange: Stop, I can't breathe!
- Richard Lestrange: But I don't wanna stop.
- [Richard squeezes mango juice on Emmeline and kisses her]
- Emmeline Lestrange: What are you doing? Stop it!
- [Richard and Emmeline both notice their bodies' reactions]
- Richard Lestrange: I feel so a funny in my stomach.
- Emmeline Lestrange: Me too.
- Richard Lestrange: My heart is beating so fast.
- Emmeline Lestrange: Mine too.
- Richard Lestrange: There's so many things I don't understand, like why do the fish stop swimming and lie on top of the tide pools after a heavy rain? Why do you hear the waves inside the big shells? Why are all these funny hairs growing on me? I wish a big book with all the answers to every question in the world would drop out of the sky and land in my hands right now. I'd read it till I knew everything.
- Emmeline Lestrange: Oh Richard, you can't know everything. Only God knows everything.
- Richard Lestrange: God - He can't find us any better than Santa Claus.
- Richard Lestrange: [attempt at prayer] Our Father, Lord in heaven... kingdom come... with liberty and justice for all. Amen.
- Young Richard: Where are we?
- [after their lifeboat ran aground on the island and Paddy hopped out of the boat and marched up the beach]
- Paddy Button: Nirvana! That's where we are. No more "Yes sir" "No sir" for Paddy Button! No more breakin' me back over a stinkin' stove!
- Richard Lestrange: [overpowering Emmeline] Say "Richard is the smartest person on this island".
- Emmeline Lestrange: No!
- Richard Lestrange: Say it!
- Emmeline Lestrange: Stop it, Richard! I'm getting angry! Stop it! Get off!
- Richard Lestrange: Say it!
- Emmeline Lestrange: Richard is the smartest person on this island.
- Richard Lestrange: Fastest swimmer!
- Emmeline Lestrange: Fastest swimmer.
- Richard Lestrange: And the fastest runner!
- Emmeline Lestrange: Fastest runner.
- Richard Lestrange: Best hut builder!
- Emmeline Lestrange: You're the best at everything, Richard! Now get off!
- Richard Lestrange: [smirks] It's true.
- Young Richard: [looking at a picture of a family] Paddy, what's subjugation?
- Paddy Button: Something I've been trying to avoid all my life.
- Young Emmeline: Mr. Button, there's a barrel over hear with stuff in it that smells like the Captain's breath.
- [Richard tries to kiss Emmeline, but she cringes]
- Emmeline Lestrange: I'm sorry, Richard.
- Richard Lestrange: You didn't want to all day yesterday, either. What's the matter, Em? Don't you love me anymore?
- Emmeline Lestrange: Yes, I love you more than ever, Richard.
- Richard Lestrange: Then why don't you wanna do it?
- Emmeline Lestrange: It just hurts right now, that's all. When it stops hurting, we'll do it.
- Richard Lestrange: When is THAT gonna be? I don't understand, Em. Why does it hurt?
- Emmeline Lestrange: I don't know. I don't know anything. But if you touch my tummy right now, you can feel it.
- Richard Lestrange: Feel what?
- [puts his hand on Emmeline's stomach]
- Richard Lestrange: How'd you make your tummy move like that?
- Emmeline Lestrange: I'm not doing it.
- Richard Lestrange: It's not doing it by itself.
- Emmeline Lestrange: Yes it is.
- Emmeline Lestrange: [imitating Richard] It doesn't scare them, it brings them to the top, where I can spear 'em!
- [throws an umbrella that acted as the spear]
- Richard Lestrange: Aw, I'll spear you!
- Emmeline Lestrange: Here I am!
- Richard Lestrange: Come back here or I'll pull your britches down and take a switch to you!
- Emmeline Lestrange: Don't you dare try to spank me! I mean it! I'll put never-wake-up berries in your food! I mean it!
- Paddy Button: [chasing Richard and Em] Come back here and put your clothes on!
- Young Richard: I don't wanna wear my old britches!
- Paddy Button: It ain't proper to be runnin' 'round naked all the time!
- [stops, out of breath]
- [first lines]
- Young Emmeline: Richard, don't go out too far.
- Young Richard: Em's a fraidy cat!
- Arthur Lestrange: Richard! Emmeline! Come back here! This minute! And be careful!
- Paddy Button: Come back here this instance! This ain't gonna hurt you.
- Young Emmeline: We don't want to go swimming!
- Young Richard: We don't have our bathing costumes!
- Paddy Button: To Hell with your bathing costumes! You don't wear them when you have a bath, do you?
- Young Emmeline: This isn't a bathtub. This is the ocean!
- Young Emmeline: You're silly when you drink out of that barrel.
- Paddy Button: This is a serious dance.
- Young Richard: Sing the one about the Hoochie Coochie girls.
- Paddy Button: Come on! Are you ready?
- [sings]
- Paddy Button: Have you seen the way they shake it, Have you seen the way they sway, There ain't a man amongst, Who'd throw that girl away...
- Emmeline Lestrange: [sees him trying to initiate sexual contact with her] What are you doing, Richard? Go away!
- Emmeline Lestrange: Just you wait, Richard Lestrange! You'll never know when it'll happen! Just one little bite and you'll never wake up again!