Caddyshack (1980)

Scott Colomby: Tony D'Annunzio

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Quotes 

• Tony D'Annunzio : [carrying Czervik's golf bag]  What do you got in here, rocks?

  Al Czervik : Are you kiddin'? When I was your age, I would lug fifty pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!

  Tony D'Annunzio : [puts down Czervik's bag, exasperated]  So what?

  Al Czervik : So what?

  [opens compartment in golf bag, revealing radio] 

  Al Czervik : So let's dance!

  [turns on Journey's "Any Way You Want It," high volume] 

• Tony D'Annunzio : Another Rob Roy, Bishop?

  Bishop : You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how many drinks he's had already, right?

  Judge Smails : Wrong! You're drinking too much, Your Excellency.

  Bishop : Excellency, fiddlesticks! My name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you.

  Judge Smails : You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes.

  Bishop : There is no God...

• Tony D'Annunzio : [caddying for the elderly Havercamps... to Mrs. Havercamp]  Your ball's right over there, go straight. You can't miss it. Mrs. Havercamp... Mrs. Haver... Mrs. Havercamp... you'll need this.

  [hands her her club] 

  Mrs. Havercamp : Oh I might, at that!

  Tony D'Annunzio : Mr. Havercamp, your ball's right over there, sir.

  Tony D'Annunzio : [Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green]  No... Mr. Havercamp. The green's right over there, sir.

  Mrs. Havercamp : [knocking ball into the pond]  Whee!

  Mr. Havercamp : That's a peach, hon! Oh, by golly... I'm hot today!

  [he slices it and it barely misses Tony's head] 

• [Tony gives his ticket to Danny who has taken over for Lou] 

  Danny Noonan : I can't pay you. Lou has to.

  Tony D'Annunzio : Where is he?

  Danny Noonan : He's out.

  Tony D'Annunzio : I can see that he's out, numbnuts.

  [Gives Danny a dollar] 

  Tony D'Annunzio : Give me a coke.

  Danny Noonan : One coke.

  [gives Tony a bottle of Coke and 50 cents] 

  Tony D'Annunzio : Hey wait a minute. That's only 50 cents.

  Danny Noonan : Yeah well Lou raised the price of coke he's been losing at the track.

  Tony D'Annunzio : Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke.

  Danny Noonan : Oh then you ain't getting no coke. Know what I'm talking about?

• Al Czervik : Hey! Can you make a Bullshot?

  Tony D'Annunzio : Can you make a shoe smell?

  Al Czervik : Very funny. Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this.