Caddyshack (1980)
Dan Resin: Dr. Beeper
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Quotes
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Judge Smails : I demand satisfaction.
Al Czervik : [mocking] You demand satisfaction? Well I'll tell you what's satisfying: *cash*. I'll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks!
Judge Smails : [laughs] Wha... I could beat you with one arm!
Al Czervik : Well, how about teams then, for twenty thousand? You can have Dr. Frankenputz...
Dr. Beeper : [mortified] I beg your pardon!
Al Czervik : And I'll take Ty, here.
Ty Webb : Wait a minute guys... I don't play golf... for money... against people.
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Dr. Beeper : I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
Ty Webb : I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.
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Spalding Smails : Turds.
Judge Smails : Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Spalding Smails : Sorry grandpa I forgot.
Judge Smails : Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.
Dr. Beeper : Must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan.
Lacey Underall : Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time.
Judge Smails : Ah. Ho ho. Ha ha ha.
Spalding Smails : Double turds.
Judge Smails : *Spaulding*!
