The Gong Show Movie (1980)

Ed Holland: Father Ed

Quotes 

• Father Ed : Today I'd like to pose a Biblical question. Is there reincarnation after death, and if there is, does the individual return in a higher or lower state than he or she held in his or her mortal life?

  Chuck Barris : Ooh, that's an interesting question, Father Ed. What is, uh, what is the answer to that question?

  Father Ed : Beats the shit out of me.