Movie Madness (1982)
Richard Widmark: Stan Nagurski ("Municipalians")
Quotes
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Stan Nagurski : I didn't want to say anything, but you're boring.
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Stan Nagurski : Never stop anywhere you might have to get out the car
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Stan Nagurski : Nagurski's Law Number Four: "Never go into a music store that's been cut into with an acetyline torch."
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Stan Nagurski : Now I'm gonna give you the first of Nagurski's Laws. Never throw water on a sleeping junkie.
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Stan Nagurski : Nagurski's Law number three, always call the car a vehicle around whores, they get off on that.
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Samuel Starkman : [smashes front window from inside with a gun] Ya can't touch me coppas, I've got a lawyer.
Lawyer : [smashes another front window with a briefcase] I'm tired of being heckled and harassed by the police and I intend to sue for every nickel they've got... Take my wife, please.
Junkie : I know that guy, huh!
Lawyer : I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home. I ask my wife, "what do you want to do for your anniversary?" She says "I wanna go someplace I've never been before." I said "Try the kitchen."
Brent Falcone : Stan, what do we do?
Stan Nagurski : You heard him, the guys got a lawyer.
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Stan Nagurski : [pulling up to the curb] How's it going girls?
Spanish Prositute - 'Municipalians' : I was stabbed in the leg by an aircraft mechanic.
Stan Nagurski : I'm sorry.
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Brent Falcone : Nagurski, Stan Negurski. I'm Brent Falcone, your new partner.
Stan Nagurski : My wife divorced me, then she died. I'll tell you about it sometime.
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Junkie : I've got this dog, you know, who's really messed up, because he was doing some animal tranquilizers or something like that.
Brent Falcone : Really?
Junkie : Yeah and when I got up, I reached over to smack my dog, see. Because when I get up... I like to smack him... I went - whack, right...
Brent Falcone : That's... that's not nice.
Junkie : My dog got really pissed off. And he ran in the bathroom and he put some Ajax in my syringe and fucked me up, right. So, I may not be too high right now but, uh-huh-uh... I'm clean.
Stan Nagurski : Flake out man, flake out. Nargusrki's law number three: Always call the car a vehicle around whores. They get off on that.
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Brent Falcone : It's your turn, Stan.
Stan Nagurski : What?
Brent Falcone : [Looking agitated] It's your turn.
Stan Nagurski : My turn, I've got seniority.
Brent Falcone : I don't give a shit.
Stan Nagurski : Ow, come on.
Brent Falcone : Get out of the car!
Stan Nagurski : What?
Brent Falcone : [looking extremely agitated] Get out of the fucking car!