Movie Madness (1982)

Barry Diamond: Junkie ("Municipalians")

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Quotes 

• Samuel Starkman : [smashes front window from inside with a gun]  Ya can't touch me coppas, I've got a lawyer.

  Lawyer : [smashes another front window with a briefcase]  I'm tired of being heckled and harassed by the police and I intend to sue for every nickel they've got... Take my wife, please.

  Junkie : I know that guy, huh!

  Lawyer : I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home. I ask my wife, "what do you want to do for your anniversary?" She says "I wanna go someplace I've never been before." I said "Try the kitchen."

  Brent Falcone : Stan, what do we do?

  Stan Nagurski : You heard him, the guys got a lawyer.

• Junkie : I've got this dog, you know, who's really messed up, because he was doing some animal tranquilizers or something like that.

  Brent Falcone : Really?

  Junkie : Yeah and when I got up, I reached over to smack my dog, see. Because when I get up... I like to smack him... I went - whack, right...

  Brent Falcone : That's... that's not nice.

  Junkie : My dog got really pissed off. And he ran in the bathroom and he put some Ajax in my syringe and fucked me up, right. So, I may not be too high right now but, uh-huh-uh... I'm clean.

  Stan Nagurski : Flake out man, flake out. Nargusrki's law number three: Always call the car a vehicle around whores. They get off on that.