Movie Madness (1982)

Henny Youngman: Lawyer ("Municipalians")

Quotes 

• Samuel Starkman : [smashes front window from inside with a gun]  Ya can't touch me coppas, I've got a lawyer.

  Lawyer : [smashes another front window with a briefcase]  I'm tired of being heckled and harassed by the police and I intend to sue for every nickel they've got... Take my wife, please.

  Junkie : I know that guy, huh!

  Lawyer : I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home. I ask my wife, "what do you want to do for your anniversary?" She says "I wanna go someplace I've never been before." I said "Try the kitchen."

  Brent Falcone : Stan, what do we do?

  Stan Nagurski : You heard him, the guys got a lawyer.