Whoops Apocalypse (1982)

Ed Bishop: Jay Garrick, Newscaster Jay Garrick

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• Jay Garrick : I'm Jay Garrick, but for how much longer?

• Jay Garrick : A man carrying a banner saying "The world ends tomorrow" was arrested for leaking information.

• Jay Garrick : Today General E.F. "Gizzard" Pemberley died when a bomb exploded under his bed. Two eighteen-year-old marines also died.

• Jay Garrick : I'm Jay Garrick, I hope you are too.

• Jay Garrick : President Cyclops issued a statement that all citizens are to conserve oil. In response, Sammy Davis Junior fired six of his hairdressers.

• President Johnny Cyclops : You had me shot just to get public sympathy?

  The Deacon : Sir, this will blow your popularity through the roof. Henesy and his Democrat rats won't know what hit them.

  [cut to a news broadcast] 

  Jay Garrick : Waves of letters of sympathy have been set after one of the most shocking and horrific acts in recent memory. Presidential candidate Jimmy Hennessy was run over by a speeding ambulance outside his home and had both his legs crushed. The ambulance contained President Johnny Cyclops, who was said to have only received flesh wounds after being shot at a TV taping this afternoon.

• Jay Garrick : A woman who secured a lock of Frank Sinatra's hair twenty years ago today sold it back to him for an undisclosed sum.

• Jay Garrick : The mystery of the missing Quark Bomb has been solved. It was seen going off twenty minutes ago in what used to be Israel.

• Jay Garrick : It's the 3am News. I'm Jay Garrick and you're an insomniac.

• Jay Garrick : I'm Jay Garrick and the world is an oyster.

• Jay Garrick : I'm Jay Garrick and praise him from whom all blessings flow. The Sunday headlines...

• Jay Garrick : I'm Jay Garrick, have another vallium.