Whoops Apocalypse (1982)
Richard Griffiths: Premier Dubienkin
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Premier Dubienkin : Russia is a great country. Many people like living in Russia. Read this
[he hands over a piece of paper]
American ambassador : "I like living in Russia." So I see ...
Premier Dubienkin : Here is a written account by two witnesses...
American ambassador : Right. Anyway ...
Premier Dubienkin : And more then ten people can testify that it wasn't written at gun point.
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Premier Dubienkin : All these rumours of a food shortage are nonsense. I mean, the fact I have a dead dog in my fridge doesn't mean anything. Why shouldn't I have a dead dog in my fridge if I wish?
American ambassador : Yeah, it's a free country.
[pause]
American ambassador : Sorry.
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Premier Dubienkin : Neutral countries have two options - medium or well done.
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Premier Dubienkin : I must say I like how you deal with the Americans.
Foreign Secretary : Thank you.
Premier Dubienkin : We like, how you say, kick them in the balls.
Foreign Secretary : Well ...
Premier Dubienkin : Piss all over them.