Diner (1982)

Kevin Bacon: Fenwick

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• Timothy Fenwick, Jr. : Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?

• Shrevie : What happened?

  Fenwick : All I did was I parked the car on a nice lonely road, I looked at her, and I said, "Fuck or fight."

  Shrevie : Hey, that's a good line.

  Eddie : Maniac.

  Modell : You always know exactly what to say.

• Boogie : You want to bet that she goes for my pecker - first thing?

  Fenwick : The only hand on your pecker is going to be your own

  Boogie : You want to bet me? You want to bet me twenty?

  Fenwick : Yeah.

  Eddie : I'm in.

  Modell : Me too.

  Shrevie : Yeah, I'm in too. But, we need validation.

  Boogie : All right. I'll arrange it.

  Shrevie : How? You gonna get - finger prints? I'm tellin' ya, I'm not gonna do the dustin'.

• Timothy Fenwick, Jr. : [to his older brother]  It's funny. You know, when I was a little kid I always wanted a brother. I told that to mom once and she said, "You have a brother". I said, "Oh, so that's who the asshole in the other bed is".

• Billy : Are you going to law school?

  Boogie : Yeah. I thought I could give it a pop. I'm still working at the Beauty Salon in the daytime.

  Fenwick : You were so good at the Beauty Salon.

  Shrevie : 'Cut-n-Fuck' Two-fifty.

  Boogie : All right. All right. You guys laugh.

  Shrevie : Did you ever think of doing your own hair there?

• Fenwick : I said, "You like the way she looks, take her."

  [laughs] 

  Boogie : What are you, the Salvation Army?

  Fenwick : I charged him five bucks.

• Boogie : That's what you get for going out with 11th graders. Her brains aren't developed yet.

  Fenwick : Yeah, but her tits were. So...

  Boogie : Falsies.

  Fenwick : Were they?

  Boogie : First hand info.

• Fenwick : It isn't 100% sure thing, right guys?

  Billy : What? What do you mean? He's getting married New Year's Eve.

  Boogie : No, no. Not until she takes the test.

  Billy : What are you talking about?

  Boogie : Tell him.

  Fenwick : Eddie's given Elyse a football quiz. If she fails, the marriage is off.

  Billy : What? Come on, you guys. You puttin' me on? Is this a joke or what?

  Boogie : Nah. You know Eddie and the Colts - very serious stuff.

• Boogie : I bet you I can ball Carol Heathrow on the next date.

  Fenwick : Now, you're nuts.

  Eddie : No.

  Modell : Come on, Boog.

  Boogie : You want to bet me 50 bucks a guy?

  Eddie : Fifty?

  Shrevie : It's like stealin' money from you Boog.

  Boogie : Are you in?

  Shrevie : Yeah, I'm in. I'm bettin'. I'm in!

• Fenwick : Definitely the smile of the week!

• Beth : That's very mature, Fenwick.

  Fenwick : Fuck mature!

• Boogie : Did I tell you guys I'm taking out Carol Heathrow tomorrow night?

  Fenwick : She... is death! (Thumbs up)