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Andrew : Oh, Adrian, I'm still spinning. That was - that was a deeply religious experience on that tabletop.
Adrian : Oh, you - it's only the beginning, you know. You wait till everyone's gone. I'll show you what Dulcy calls the Mexican Cartwheel.
Andrew : Really? That sounds incredibly filthy.
Adrian : It is!
Andrew : Is it? Good, I can't wait.
Adrian : So, can you forgive me?
Andrew : Forgive you? I can ordain you this evening. You've cleared my sinuses for the summer.
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Adrian : Why does a beautiful day like today give me such a sad feeling?
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Adrian : Imagine sharing a bed before marriage? It's a little bit depraved.
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Adrian : You know, Maxwell, I don't know where he comes up with some of these women.
Andrew : Well, you know, Maxwell, he's a doctor; so, these poor women are in the tubercular ward, they show him gratitude.
Adrian : Yeah, well, don't think I don't notice you - you leering at his buxom little weekend guests.
Andrew : I leer! I admit it! I look. I leer. I salivate. I salivated the day that I met you!
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Adrian : She's very free-thinking and forward, isn't she?
Andrew : Who? Ariel Weymouth?
Adrian : No, Dulcy. She seems to give off animal vibrations.
Andrew : No, she's a nurse, you know.
Adrian : Well, not every nurse is sexy.
Andrew : But, they're very knowledgable about the body. You know, they know exactly how all the organs function; so, they're wonderful.
Adrian : Maybe I should ask for lessons?
Andrew : [enthusiastically] You know, I bet she'd be willing to answer any questions you might have.
Adrian : I was just joking. You think I need lessons?
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Dulcy : It's like swimming. It's a measured stroke. And remember, here's the key: when the sperm count is low, they won't listen to reason. But, when the sperm count is high, they'll do anything you want.
Adrian : It sounds awfully clinical.
Dulcy : Well, we're just going over some basics. But, if you love the guy, it should all come together with a certain sense of danger and excitement. You shouldn't just limit yourself to the bedroom. It should be full of surprise and spontaneity. It shouldn't be routine.
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Adrian : Where will you settle after you marry?
Leopold : I've taken a townhouse near the University. I can't wait for Ariel to meet the professors and their wives. Already I'm the envy of entire faculty. You'll adore Professor Eddy and his wife. They're a very entertaining couple with a kind of a theme to their marriage. You see, he specializes in Dr. Johnson and she teaches Boswell. So, they're an entertaining, amusing couple and I look forward to many wonderful chats.
Adrian : Well, to wonderful chats and Boswell and Johnson and Leopold and Ariel and this summer night and you two, of course...
Dulcy : And Maxwell.
Adrian : And to Dr. Maxwell Jordan.
Andrew : Doctor of high jinks!
Leopold : Of course, to Adrian and Andrew.