Porky's (1981)

Rod Ball: Steve

Quotes 

• Tommy Turner : [to the rest of the guys at Cherry Forever's house]  Okay, Cherry's ready. Everyone get their clothes off.

  Tim : Wait. What's this bullshit?

  Billy : She's got to make sure everybody clean. No VD.

  Steve : How's she going to tell that by looking at us?

  Tommy Turner : She's done this so many times, she's practically a doctor.

  Tim : Yeah, and who's going to inspect her?

  [murmurs of agreement from the rest of the guys] 

  Billy : Look, you guys want to get laid or have a debate?

  Pee Wee Morris : Okay, I'm ready!

  [they turn to see Pee-Wee wasted no time stripping down, then laughter of all kinds go through the crowd, which Pee-Wee ignores] 

  Pee Wee Morris : I'm gonna get laid. Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus.