Porky's (1981)

Will Knickerbocker: Bartender

Quotes 

• Mickey : Uh, barkeep, I'd like to speak with Porky.

  Bartender : Porky's busy.

  Mickey : Yeah, well he ain't too busy for what I want. I want to pay for some pussy.

  Bartender : Pay me.

  Mickey : [Firmly]  I want to talk to Porky.

  Bartender : [Shrugs]  Okay, if that's what you want.

  [Walks off laughing softly] 

  Mickey : [to the gang]  See? You just got to show them who's boss.

• [Porky, his bouncers, the bartender, and one of his strippers are chatting amongst themselves; Billy enters the bar] 

  Billy : [yells]  Soo-ee! Soo! Soo-soo-soo-ee!

  Bartender : What the hell is that?

  Billy : I wanna see Porky.

  Bartender : Who wants to see Porky?

  Billy : Tell him the boys from Angel Beach are here. Tell him to bring the best he's got and meet us in the parking lot. Now!

  [Porky and the gang laughs as Billy leaves the bar] 

  Bartender : Do you believe that? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

  [sing-songy] 

  Bartender : Oh, Porky! The boys from Angel Beach are here!