The Vals (1983)

Jill Carroll: Sam

Quotes 

• Annie : Where did you come up with "Herpes Harriet," anyway?

  Samantha : Well, if you weren't my dear cousin, I wouldn't have come up with anything.

  Annie : Then I wish you weren't my dear cousin.

• [Sam's mother has just sprung the girls from jail] 

  Sam's mom : Relax. It's all been taken care of.

  Samantha : Mom, I'm so sorry.

  Sam's mom : I just found out why you did it. I just wish I'd listened to you sooner. If us parents had listened to you girls, then none of this would have happened.

  Samantha : Oh, Mom, you really think so?

  Sam's mom : Fer sure, fer sure.