Dungeons & Dragons (1983–1985)
Don Most: Eric the Cavalier
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Quotes
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[the kids have had enough of Venger foiling their attempts to get home]
Eric : It's all Venger's fault! We oughtta do something about that guy.
Hank : Eric's right!
Eric : I am?
Hank : Yeah, and we ARE going to do something about him!
Eric : We are?
Hank : That's right. The only chance we have of getting out of this world is if we take care of Venger once and for all.
Shiela : But how? Nobody can stop Venger. Not even Dungeon Master!
Hank : Wrong. There's one thing that can. A dragon: Tiamat.
Eric : [shocked] You're crazy...
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Eric : [speaking to Presto] Did you hear what he said? No telling *what* we may run into.
Dungeon Master : [appearing from nowhere] No telling?
Eric : [shouts in startlement] Dungeon Master! Do you always have to do that?
Dungeon Master : No. Not always.
Eric : Huh?
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[Bobby has been bitten by a dragon turtle and is sick]
Diana the Acrobat : There must be something we can do. We can't just let him get worse.
Dungeon Master : The only cure - is the foot of a Yellowdragon.
Eric : Oh great. What are we supposed to do? Waltz up to a yellow dragon and ask to borrow his foot?
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Dungeon Master : However, through defeat you shall find victory.
Diana the Acrobat : What's that supposed to mean?
Eric : It means the warranty has run out on Dungeon Master's brain.
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Eric : Y-you guys grow up to be wookies?
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Eric : We're outnumbered ten to one!
Diana the Acrobat : Alright then. You take two, I'll take eighteen.
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Dungeon Master : Just follow that path. But beware. You must never touch - the beauty - that breathes the beast.
Eric : Beauty that breathes the beast? What is that, Cinderella with bad breath?
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[The Young Ones are trapped by a pack of wolves; a howl in the distance makes them suddenly leave]
Shiela : What do you think scared them off?
Eric : Simple Sheila, they took one look at my great strength; one look at my grim weapon.
Diana the Acrobat : And one look at your grody face.
[Bobby laughs loudly]
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Eric : [sarcastically] This is great. Now we're looking for a bunch of crybabies and a yacht club.