Mama's Family (1983–1990)
Beverly Archer: Iola Lucille Boylen
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Quotes
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Thelma 'Mama' Harper : [after having been robbed by a burglar named The Courteous Crook] He's been in there! He's actually been in my bathroom!
Iola Lucille Boyland : Did he take anything?
Thelma 'Mama' Harper : No, he cleaned up!
Thelma 'Mama' Harper : He even put on a new roll of toilet paper... and the right way too - from the bottom out!
Iola Lucille Boyland : I always thought it was supposed to roll over the top...
Thelma 'Mama' Harper : WHAT THE HELL DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
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[repeated line]
Iola Lucille Boyland : Knock, knock.
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Iola Lucille Boyland : I'm glad I put the tinsel on strand-by-strand. It gives the tree such symmetry.
Bubba Higgins : Yeah, and it balances it out, too.
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Iola Lucille Boyland : [to Vint's boss Mr. Carstairs] I'm sure your wife will understand if you just explain it to her.
[Mrs. Carstairs blows the car horn outside]
Iola Lucille Boyland : Or maybe not.