Microwave Massacre (1979)

Jackie Vernon: Donald

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• Donald : I'm so hungry I could eat a whore.

• May : Some men, you should know, still find me attractive.

  [starts rubbing herself] 

  Donald : How would I know them? I didn't attend the braille institute.

• Donald : Well, the only problem is, I can't make love to a woman, unless I eat her.

• May : Now, where were we? Who knows, the mood might give you ideas!

  Donald : I've got an idea all right. But I think it's against the law...

• Donald : Here I come.

  Susie Grubb : You will soon.

• Donald : [Donald comes home drunk and notices neighbor with cat]  Oh, what a nice pussy! Pussy, pussy, pussy.

• Dee Dee Dee : What's your name, sweetie?

  Donald : Donald. What's yours?

  Dee Dee Dee : Dee Dee Dee. My mother wanted to name me Delia, but she stuttered.

  Donald : Oh...

  Dee Dee Dee : Hey, have you ever screwed in 3-Dee?

• May : Donald, there is something bothering you, isn't there?

  Donald : You know May, you have a definite grab for the obvious.

• Donald : Yeah, not bad!

• La Greasy Delight : May I have your order, please?

  Roosevelt : Go ahead, Dad!

  Donald : Er, let down your hair, unbutton your blouse, hike up your skirt, stick out your tongue, and a coke! And a coke!

• [seeing the crab sandwich Donald has] 

  Roosevelt : That's some lunch you got there, Donald. What do you call it?

  Donald : I didn't have to call it at all. The little critter just followed me here.