Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
Roger Wilson: Mickey
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Quotes
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Reverend Flavel : [after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised] Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption!
Mickey : [instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder] Now.
Reverend Flavel : CLEARLY I say this to thee...
Commissioner Hurley : [on the tape] Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch!
[the guy he was pointing to mouths, "Me?"]
Commissioner Couch : [on the tape] Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours!
Commissioner Hurley : [on the tape] If you wore a cape like that, you could give your secretary a flying fuck!
[a mother covers her young daughter's ears, but clearly too late]
Mayor Abernathy : [on the tape] Look at that snatch!
Woman at Rally : Oh My God!
[faints]
Little Girl : Oh, Mother.
Commissioner Couch : [on the tape] Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of this one?
Reverend Flavel : [to Mayor] You Scum!
Mayor Abernathy : [on the tape] Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one!
[audience starts booing loudly]
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Mickey : Hey Pee Wee, how's it feel?
Pee Wee : How does what feel?
Mickey : Getting laid.
Pee Wee : Same as it always feels.
Mickey : I don't believe it.
Tommy : Never again.
Pee Wee : What are you guys talking about, I got bodies laid all over South Florida.
Mickey : Morris, the last time you got any action, it was your fist. The old "Rosie Palm".
Pee Wee : You guys are just jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else.
Pee Wee : [after the guys laugh] Now that she's had me, what's left?
Mickey : Yeah well, that's not what she told me, Pee Wee.
Pee Wee : Well, what did she tell you?
Tommy : Ask her, Pee Wee, here she comes.
Billy : Yeah, I can hear her panting from here.
Pee Wee : Look man, when they've been had by Pee Wee Morris, they stay had. I mean, they can't keep their hands off me. You guys better watch out because when she sees me you're likely to get caught in the stampede. Watch this.
Wendy : [walks by passively] Hi, boys.
Mickey : [after the guys laugh at Pee Wee] She's in a frenzy, Pee Wee.
Tommy : Yeah, she's rabid.
Pee Wee : She didn't see me. She didn't know I was here.
Tommy : That's what she said about you on the bus.
Pee Wee : Oh man, the girl's my slave.
