Screwballs (1983)
Jason Warren: Melvin Jerkovski
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Rick McKay : Hey, Jerkovski! Back again, eh? Where'd you beat off this time, study hall?
Melvin Jerkovski : No, meat locker.
Brent Van Dusen III : Smart thinking, Mel. No better place to beat the meat, huh?
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Principal Stuckoff : Do you gentlemen know the meaning of the word vermin? Heathens? Scum? Trash? Degenerates?
Melvin Jerkovski : [raising hand] I think I know what trash means...