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1/10
I've waited 15 years to say this...
thepotplants11 November 2005
I saw this movie about 15 years ago. It has stayed with me ever since.

I specifically joined IMDb, for the sole pleasure of bitching about this film. Well this film and Battlefield Earth, which by comparison is a marvel of cinematographic brilliance.

My brother (Gary who will never be forgiven for this and I intend to name and shame publicly.) chose this film and we saw it with friends.

It has become our benchmark for how completely rubbish a film can be. No really... this one pushes the envelope...

After 15 years I still feel I was unfairly robbed of 1.5 hours of my life. We sat there staring in disbelief like rabbits staring into an oncoming cars headlights, instead of trusting our instincts and turning it off after the first 5 minutes.

My comments above show more plot and character development and generally a better story line that this film. This film should win any contest for bad taste gift. Should only be bought as a gift for people you don't like.

Utterly utterly cr@p. I'm p1ssed that I can't give it a zero or a minus score. Did I mention this was all time worst film I have ever seen? I have enjoyed TV commercials more than this film.

This film truly deserves legendary status.

edit 10/01/2011: now ~20 years. And my opinion hasn't changed. I am simply stunned that this isn't on the "top 100 worst films ever" list.
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1/10
The worst film I've ever seen
winterinside3 March 2008
This film is so unutterably terrible that it remains the best (worst) example of a bad film I have ever seen. Worse than American Ninjas 3 with its rubber knives & awful acting, worse than Sickle even (The Slaughterhouse Massacre with its stupid archetypal characters, wafer thin plot & shameful acting) - why, it's EVEN worse than The Thin Red Line (for which I still want compensation for the hours of wasted life & trauma.) The only reason to watch this film is for comparative purposes - if it's anywhere near The Killing Edge, it isn't worth the time you'll take to watch it. SO bad is this film, in fact, that 10 years after having seen it it remains like the North Star in my discussions on films with my best mate - i.e., well at least it was better than The Killing Edge

So go on, watch it. It's like THAT tape in The Ring - once you watch it, things will NEVER be the same.
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1/10
The worst thing I have ever seen.
badbones77730 May 2008
Warning: Spoilers
This is a truly terrible film, that frankly doesn't need to exist. The basic premise was reasonably interesting, being set in Britain and about a normal guy, after some sort of nuclear war. Unfortuneatly the entire thing devolves into a putrid mess of cliché, and a teddy bear that acts everyone else in this pile of drek off the screen. Teds performance is a tour de force compared to all the human actors. I don't want my money back, so much as I would rather pay more money to ensure no one involved in this project ever worked in film again. Quite frankly, insulting. If I had my way, Every copy of this film would be melted down and the plastic used to do something useful, though the aura of fail surrounding the film would doubtless taint whatever product was made with it, possibly compelling all within a hundred feet to use stilted dialogue and be utterly unconvincing-I was very aware I was watching a film at all times, and an awful film at that. I can only hope my words can express even a fraction of the horror that is watching this. Though you may get a giggle out of Ted.
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Really bad
acs059220 July 2011
It really is unreal how bad this movie is. It's only 1 hour and 20 minutes long, but it feels like 2 and a half hours long. The dialog is terrible, and maybe 10 pages of script in the entire movie. The plot revolves around a survivor of the nuclear holocaust looking for his family. "The Terminators" are killing anyone who is still alive. Gunfights and special effects are terrible, the budget was obviously realllllly cheap, and it shows. Everyone wears ragtag stuff, and it was filmed at about 5 locations. A field, a forest, a home, a supermarket, and a freeway underpass. Pretty much wherever they could film for free.

No redeeming qualities whatsoever. Avoid at all costs
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2/10
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BandSAboutMovies22 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Unlike many of the shot on videos featured on the site the last few days, The Killing Edge was directed by someone who had made several films, Lindsay Shonteff. One of his first films was 1964's Devil Doll, but he may be best-known for a series of James Bond remix remake ripoff movies that started with Licensed to Kill and continued to include Spy Story, No. 1 of the Secret Service, Licensed to Love and Kill and Number One Gun. He also made The Million Eyes of Sumuru, Permissive, Night After Night After Night and as budgets lowered in the mid 80s, he started shooting on video. Beyond this movie, he also made the video giallo Lipstick and Blood.

Working from a script by Robert Bauer (who also wrote Shonteff's Vietnam movie How Sleep the Brave), this is the story of a man - Bill French (Steve Johnson) - wandering the post-apocalyptic wastelands with only a stuffed teddy bear as he searches for his family, who he finds just in time for them to be killed by robotic Terminators, which is why this was released in West Germany as Killing Edge - Super Gau Terminator.

They are not robots. This is not exciting. In fact, it seems like it was made up while it was being made, just like many shot on video projects. The difference is, again, Shonteff who at one point was someone who made actual films.
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1/10
The worst film ever made
kmpuggy3 July 2017
What the reviewer (thepotplants) said, is spot on, exactly the same.

Me and a friend watched this years ago, back in the mid 90s and it has stuck with us ever since, you say to me what's the worst film you have ever seen, it will be this. It is so bad it is laughable, the acting is comical, the plot? i don't even know what the plot is as the film is that bad you cant even bother with it as you watch in awe at how terrible everything is about this film.
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10/10
A Great Film For All The Worng Resons!
kingofchelmsford9 June 2007
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I first watched The Killing Edge back in the mid 1990's when I found it on the bargain-price rental shelf at our local video shop. As I had never heard of the film before, and taking into consideration that this was a British, (And therefore shot on a shoestring budget!), post-apocalypse film, I had an idea that it was going to be a pretty poor excuse for a film. The storyline is pretty weak and full of holes, there has been a nuclear war that has wiped out most of civilisation, those survivors left alive are being rounded up by the remnants of the army and either shot out hand or forced to work the land, watched over by "The Terminators". The killing Edge follows one survivor, an ex-soldier who survived the holocaust thanks to being in a motorway tunnel when the attack happened, make his way through the contaminated wastelands in search of the wife and child he left at home on the morning of the war. The film is amazingly bad, for the most part the costumes appear to have come from really bad 1980's army surplus and charity shops, the acting is wooden and totally unconvincing. The sets range from a random field, an old gravel pit/landfill site, and supermarket car park on a Sunday morning and a foul 80's show home. This film really must have had a budget of about 10p. However, this is a good film if you can manage to open your mind and revel in its utter crapulence, so many plot holes, such little acting talent, bad costumes, bad props, bad sets, bad sound, you will wonder exactly how it was possible for someone to make such a rubbish film?! Furthermore, every time I have watched the killing edge I am left feeling utterly depressed, there are no high points to the film whatsoever. I must say that the theme music is genuinely excellent, a moody 80's synth tune that sounds like some old boy came up with it one afternoon whilst sitting at his new Casio keyboard on an easter bank holiday in 1985. Anyway, if you see this film at a bootfair or second hand shop part with your 50p, take it home and watch it.
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10/10
A great film, i'd recommend it to anyone.
snowdome_v9 December 2001
The Killing Edge has very little plot, and not much thought or money put into it. But this is a brilliant film when viewed as a spoof. Statements like "How about you Ted, fancy a shave?" and "But first Ted i'll shoot you, you little b@#!€£" both directed at a teddy bear make this a very funny and enjoyable movie. There are some classic fight scenes including a near showdown at the end in which everyone gets shot about 20 times and live. I won't spoil it by giving away the plot(if you can call it a plot) but if you can get hold of this film you are extremely lucky.
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Worst movie ever...
DesperateIcon29 October 2001
What can I say? Rarely have I seen a film so completely devoid of plot, characterisation, acting ability or production skill...the post-apocalyptic premise is hackneyed and most of the film is supposed to be in real time making it even more tedious than it would otherwise be...generally, this film is a complete pile of crap. Unfortunately it's really so bad it's funny..."bye!"
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