Oh, God! You Devil (1984)

George Burns: God, Harry O. Tophet

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Quotes 

• God : You're impossible.

  The Devil : [straight to camera]  Believe me... I'm possible.

• The Devil : You beat me. You bluffed with a busted flush? How? How did you beat me?

  God : I put the fear of me in you.

• The Devil : I love to scare the hell out of people.

• Bobby Shelton : [34:45]  Wait a minute, who are you?

  [the Devil sticks up his thumb, and a flame comes out of it, like a cigarette lighter. He lights his cigar with that flame and then extinguishes that flame by blowing on that thumb] 

  Bobby Shelton : My God!

  The Devil : Guess again.

• [Billy Wayne's contract is about to expire. He finishes a song, and the audience applauds and then chants, "More! More! More!"] 

  The Devil : No more.

• The Devil : [the Devil's car's computer monitor reads the following about Bobby Shelton: "WATCHED OVER BY GOD APRIL 19, 1960"]  Sorry, pal. He asked for me. That's the rules: He asked for me; he's mine. And none of your tricks, either.

• The Devil : [the Devil "uses" his cigar to turn cooked escargots into live snails]  It's the little things I enjoy.

• The Devil : [the "original" Billy Wayne disappears after his contract expires]  Things have a way of working out.

• God : You made a deal with the Devil. How dumb could you be?

  Bobby Shelton : I didn't know it was the Devil.

  God : You're not talking to your sixth-grade teacher, you know.

• God : I'm on my way to New Hampshire. The leaves are changing.

  The Devil : Good time to go. Next year I'm bringing back the gypsy moth.