Police Academy (1984)

George Gaynes: Commandant Eric Lassard

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• Cmndt. Eric Lassard : [Presenting a slide show just as a hooker begins to give him a blow job]  Now this first SLIIIDE... shows a very, very interesting thing: our main building. On slide... TWO! We see other view... of... IT! Oh, my God, you wouldn't believe it!

• [Mahoney and Thompson, both in full dress uniform, are kissing passionately before the graduation ceremony] 

  Cmndt. Eric Lassard : You men stop that!

  [Thompson turns around, removes her cap and smiles, showing her face and long hair to Lassard] 

  Cmndt. Eric Lassard : Oh... OHHH! Well. That's more like it, Mahoney. Good man. Keep up the good work!

  Carey Mahoney : Yes, sir!

• Cmndt. Eric Lassard : [Seeing Tackleberry banging his head on the squad car hood]  What's wrong with this man?

  Cadet Leslie Barbara : There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.

• Chief Hurnst : [Lamenting the newly relaxed admission requirements for the Academy]  They all used to be the right color, the right height, the right weight. And they all had Johnsons, Lassard!

  Cmndt. Eric Lassard : Johnsons?

  Chief Hurnst : You know...

  [motions to his groin] 

  Cmndt. Eric Lassard : Oh, yes.

  Chief Hurnst : There were Johnsons as far as the eye can see.

  Cmndt. Eric Lassard : Yes. And what a lovely sight it was.

• Cadet Leslie Barbara : Princess. Princess. Come here.

  Cmndt. Eric Lassard : Princess? Looks more like a prince to me.

  Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : Give me that dog.

  Cadet Leslie Barbara : Ahem. But he's mine, sir.