Sixteen Candles (1984)
Liane Curtis: Randy
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Quotes
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Randy : [talking on the phone with Samantha] I was going to tell you something, but, maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad.
Samantha : You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore.
Randy : Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.
Samantha : [screams] Aaaaaaaahhh!
Howard : [Her grandparents downstairs are startled by the scream] Geez! I hate that rock 'n' roll rubbish!
Grandpa Fred : Well, I'm afraid it's here to stay, Howie.
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Randy : Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.
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Randy : [Samantha has filled out an "anonymous" sex quiz naming her crush, which has fallen into unknown hands] Jake Ryan? He doesn't even know you exist.
Samantha : Thank you, that's a very nice thing to say.
Randy : I'm sorry, but Jake Ryan? He's a senior, and he's taken. I mean, really taken.
Samantha : I know. He's supposed to be my ideal.
Randy : He's ideal for sure, but, forget it.
Samantha : God, I hope whoever got the note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
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Samantha : Since I was about 12 I've been looking forward to my Sweet 16, you know, a big party and a band with...
Samantha , Randy : ...tons of people.
Randy : And a big Trans Am in the driveway with a ribbon around it. And some incredible gorgeous guy that you meet like in France. And you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant or herpes.
Samantha : I don't need a cloud.
Randy : Just a pink dress and the guy, right?
Samantha : A black one.
Randy : A black guy?
Samantha : A black Trans Am, a pink guy.
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Randy : Let's go make ourselves available.
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Randy : I'm sure they didn't forget your birthday. They just didn't remember it right away.
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Samantha : [Samantha and Randy are watching Caroline taking a shower in the locker room] It's unbelieveable. I swear to God Caroline Mumford had to flunk about nine grades.
Randy : Brother's deaf, and everybody in the world worships her. Practically impossible to cut up. She's supposedly real sweet.
Samantha : And she's going with Jake. Oh, I'm gonna kill myself.
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Randy : Geek, can I be honest with you?
The Geek : Not if you're gonna insult me.
[Randy laughs as does Jimmy and Samantha sitting nearby]
The Geek : So? Shoot. Out with it.
Randy : [hard and firm tone] Get the hell out of here!
The Geek : Hey! Nice manners, babe!
Jimmy Montrose : She's totally serious, asswipe!
The Geek : Chill.