Girls on Top (1985–1986)

Tracey Ullman: Candice

Quotes 

• Shelley : Do you know how hard it is trying to break into show business?

  Candice : Oh, Shell...

  Shelley : Lana Turner didn't make it until after she died!

• Candice : I just want you to know that I'll never get in your way, I'll never hang 'round your neck. And, like, when we go to Rome or Paris and you're busy, just say to me, "Cand, here's the keys to your car, here's your gold American Express card, now go back to the hotel, sweet, and stay there!"

• Shelley DuPont : [reacting to two black male houseguests]  All right, this is a raid! Listen, two of you guys in one room, to me, spells riot. I know what's going on. I've seen West Side Story.

  Candice : Shell, where's your little white hooded robe with the slits and your burnin' cross, babe?