Body Double for Ms. Stevens: Hooyia Kiddin-Pal
"Monstrous Movie Music" courtesy of David Schecter (Buy all his albums. They're a hoot.)
No animals were harmed during the filming of this movie. We held a cat up at one point, but it was with great affection. A couple stock shots showed iguanas who got their tails pulled, but the lizards and the tail-pullers are long gone. We'd never do such a thing. Ick.
All characters and events in this photoplay are fictitious. Any resemblance to any real persons living or dead is coincidental. The reason for this disclaimer: In 1932, Prince Felix Yusuppoff successfully sued MGM for $1,000,000 because their Rasputin movie implied the Mad Monk snarked his wife, the Princess Irina. Now, here's a guy who admits to murder, conspiracy, political intrigue and an astoundingly degenerate lifestyle, taking a studio to court because Lionel Barrymore leered at a starlet. Ain't love grand.
This motion picture is copyrighted under the laws of the United States and all applicable international laws. Unauthorized If you do it, we'll sic the FBI on you, and Interpol, and the Red Dragon Tong, and the Monstersaurus (Erectus). Don't do it.