- Arthur Daley: Are you peckish?
- Terry: Eh?
- Arthur Daley: I believe the nosebag on this choo choo is top notch.
- Arthur Daley: See that Terry. That is typical French.
- Terry: What?
- Arthur Daley: Well, dressing the chef up to look like General de Gaulle.
- François LeBlanc: Relax, have a good time. Take it easy Chisholm.
- [Poking him on the shoulder]
- François LeBlanc: That is an order.
- DS Chisholm: [Speaking sternly and with a very irritated look on his face] "I do not intend to relax. I do not intend to be patronised by you and what is more, if you poke me like that again, so help me, I'll stick one right in your boat race.
- François LeBlanc: Eat, drink, you are in France now.
- DS Chisholm: Really? Thank you for reminding me.
- François LeBlanc: [Takes an automatic pistol from his pocket and checks the magazine]
- DS Chisholm: [after seeing the weapon, says sarcastically] "Anticipating a spot of trouble with the wine waiter?
- Arthur Daley: [Said in exasperation after yet another knock on the door] "Gordon Bennett!"
- Helen Spender: Oh is he on the train? How divine!
- Harry Ridler: I used'ter look after Jack South's money. I used'ter sit on it until the dust settled. I was in a basement in Islington for four months, never saw the light of day. Then I was on the moors, must have been eight months with only a lame sheepdog for company. In all that time I never touched a penny of his money, so, dead or alive, Jack owes me.
- Angelo's Girlfriend: [after looking at the photograph of the intended murder victim and then across the carriage at Arthur Daley] Gee, that's him I guess.
- Angelo Cappelloni: Yeah. There's no one else on the train comes even close.
- Angelo's Girlfriend: But I thought this Fabrizzio was your brother-in-law's cousin?
- Angelo Cappelloni: That don't make no difference, a contract's a contract. I'll just have to blow him away.
- Arthur Daley: [Watching Terry reading the note from Nikki] "So what is it? Another cunning conflab in the khazi?
- James Crane: [Speaking antagonistically] What do you with yourself when you're back in Blighty?
- Terry: This and that.
- James Crane: I thought so.
- Terry: [Ignoring a slight interruption] "Perceptive sort of bloke ain'cher.
- Terry: [Loading the van with cases of dodgy wine] Who drinks all this stuff?
- Van Driver: I dunno. The missus says it brings the kitchen floor up a treat.
- Terry: 'Ere, listen, tell him about the fight with the ninety year-old.
- Nikki South: Oh, be fair Terry, he wasn't a day over eighty.
- François LeBlanc: What are you doing?
- DS Chisholm: I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm watching Moore and Wengler.
- François LeBlanc: Of course. Who is the young man?
- DS Chisholm: I don't know... yet.
- François LeBlanc: A social meeting perhaps?
- DS Chisholm: I think not.
- François LeBlanc: We must follow procedure.
- DS Chisholm: What is the standard Interpol procedure in these situations? Another four course meal I expect.
- Arthur Daley: Hey What do you want tickets to a Chinese take-away for?
- Terry: Arthur, the Orient Express is not a Chinese take-away. It's a famous train innit.