Porky's Revenge (1985)
Tony Ganios: Meat Tuperello
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Quotes
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Porky Wallace : You're gonna have to forgive my temper, Meat. But I'm glad to see my son-in-law's a moxie guy, 'cause that's just what I want for my grandson.
Meat Tuperello : What grandson?
Porky Wallace : The one from you and Blossom, asshole. What do you think you're doing here?
Meat Tuperello : Beats the shit out of me.
Porky Wallace : I hope we don't have to do that. Nah, that's not important. All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.
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Pee Wee Morris : [Pee Wee is describing his dream] ... so Carter steps on my gown, and the entire graduating class is looking at my wiener!
Meat Tuperello : They'd need *magnifying glasses to see your wiener. It's more like a weinerette.
Pee Wee Morris : So why did I get a standing ovation?
Wendy Williams : They were standing to get a better look.
Pee Wee Morris : At least I had something they *wanted* to see, Wendy.
Tommy Turner : We've got something you'll *all* want to see, a *stag film*.
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Blossom : I'm Blossom. Why do they call you Meat?
Meat Tuperello : Why do they call YOU Blossom?
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Grandmother : You hungry?
Meat Tuperello : I'm always hungry.
Grandmother : You wanna eat?
Meat Tuperello : Sure.
Grandmother : Who?
