Porky's Revenge (1985)

Heidi Helmer: Connie

Quotes 

• [Porky and his men have just abducted Meat on the way to the Senior Prom] 

  Porky Wallace : Now! You tell those five double-crossing basketball pricks, that Porky FINALLY got his REVENGE! That's right. Mr. Meat Tuperello will be at no graduation! He's signing onboard the H.M.S. Pignuts WITH ME for an INDEFINITE CRUISE! Got it?

  Connie : That's *kidnapping*!

  Porky Wallace : It's NOT kidnapping when he's your son-in-law! And THAT he's gonna BE!

  [Porky leaves]