Porky's Revenge (1985)

Kaki Hunter: Wendy Williams

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• [Beulah Balbricker has accused Billy and his friends of watching porn in the school library] 

  Billy : Miss Balbricker, with all due respect. That's your opinion.

  Beulah Balbricker : They all had BONERS!

  Wendy Williams : Mr. Carter, I will not stand here and be accused of having a *boner*!

• Pee Wee Morris : [Pee Wee is describing his dream]  ... so Carter steps on my gown, and the entire graduating class is looking at my wiener!

  Meat Tuperello : They'd need *magnifying glasses to see your wiener. It's more like a weinerette.

  Pee Wee Morris : So why did I get a standing ovation?

  Wendy Williams : They were standing to get a better look.

  Pee Wee Morris : At least I had something they *wanted* to see, Wendy.

  Tommy Turner : We've got something you'll *all* want to see, a *stag film*.