Porky's Revenge (1985)

Dan Monahan: Pee Wee Morris

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Quotes 

• [at graduation] 

  Pee Wee Morris : Inga? Do you still have your dress on?

  Inga : It's American custom, you know.

  Tommy, Meat, Billy, Brian and Wendy (together) : Ja! Ja! Ja!

  Inga : I love America.

  [she unzips her gown and shows pee wee her breasts] 

  Inga : Ja, ja, ja.

• Pee Wee Morris : [Pee Wee is describing his dream]  ... so Carter steps on my gown, and the entire graduating class is looking at my wiener!

  Meat Tuperello : They'd need *magnifying glasses to see your wiener. It's more like a weinerette.

  Pee Wee Morris : So why did I get a standing ovation?

  Wendy Williams : They were standing to get a better look.

  Pee Wee Morris : At least I had something they *wanted* to see, Wendy.

  Tommy Turner : We've got something you'll *all* want to see, a *stag film*.