Perfect Strangers (1986–1993)

Melanie Wilson: Jennifer

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Quotes 

• [after Larry tells them they need to bake 2,000 "Bibby Bobkas" to sell to a restaurant] 

  Jennifer Lyons Appleton : Larry, it took us all morning to bake three dozen. Do you know how many dozen 2,000 are?

  [Larry stops to try to calculate it in his head] 

  Mary Anne Spencer Bartokomous : [without stopping to calculate it]  166 and 2/3 dozen.

  [everyone looks at her in confused amazement] 

  Mary Anne Spencer Bartokomous : [as if it explained everything perfectly]  My father was a carpenter.

• Mary Anne Spencer Bartokomous : You know, having a ghost would explain so many things! Like how when you open the refrigerator, the light goes on!

  Jennifer Lyons Appleton : No Maryanne, the light goes on because...

  [pauses for a moment, then decides to give up] 

  Jennifer Lyons Appleton : Yes, Maryanne. Having a ghost would explain that.

• Mary Anne Spencer Bartokomous : Oh my God, I'm blind!

  Jennifer Lyons Appleton : Mary Anne, we go through this every morning. Take your sleep mask off.