Sledge Hammer! (1986–1988)

Harrison Page: Captain Trunk

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Quotes 

• Captain Trunk : [Trunk watches Hammer attach something to the barrel of his gun]  Is that a silencer?

  Sledge Hammer : No, it's not a silencer. This little doodad is my own invention. I call it a loudener.

• Captain Trunk : [to terrorist]  Alright! Your show's been cancelled!

  Sledge Hammer : You talking to me?

• Dori : Sorry to interrupt you, Captain.

  Sledge Hammer : Just wanted to cheer you up.

  Captain Trunk : That's impossible. This is the worst day of my life.

  Sledge Hammer : Now you see right there, you're wrong. You've said many times that the worst day of your life was the day I joined the force.

  [Trunk looks at Hammer] 

  Sledge Hammer : Now you feel better?

  Captain Trunk : Yes.

• Captain Trunk : Hammer, you're the only man I know who can't even *win* gracefully.