Sledge Hammer! (TV Series 1986–1988) Poster

(1986–1988)

David Rasche: Sledge Hammer

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Quotes 

  • [repeated line] 

    Sledge Hammer : Trust me - I know what I'm doing!

  • Sledge Hammer : Every breath you take, every move you make... I'll be watching you. That's police talk.

  • Captain Trunk : [Trunk watches Hammer attach something to the barrel of his gun]  Is that a silencer?

    Sledge Hammer : No, it's not a silencer. This little doodad is my own invention. I call it a loudener.

  • Thug : Drop your gun and kick it over here.

    [Sledge puts the gun down] 

    Thug : I said kick it over here.

    Sledge Hammer : Forget it, Slimeball. I never kick a friend when he's down.

  • Sledge Hammer : You've never played target practice?

    Soviet Scientist : In Russia, we practice by shooting dissidents.

    Sledge Hammer : Here we call them liberals.

  • Sledge Hammer : [to reporter]  I would like to address that particular stereotype if I may. Now, your stereotypical donut is nothing but dough and sugar fried in fat, am I right? Now that fat gums up your arteries and goes to your brain, and you turn liberal. And the next thing you know, Barry Manilow is on the turn-table and you're not going to work and you're voting for gun control. You see what I'm saying? You see the connection? That's why I eat granola.

  • Sledge Hammer : When am I on?

    Dori : You follow a guy from Dallas & precede a guy from Miami.

    Sledge Hammer : Between Dallas & Miami... what a terrible place to be!

    [in reference to the show's no-win timeslot opposite both 'Dallas' & 'Miami Vice'] 

  • Dori : I've got an idea.

    Sledge Hammer : Now you're thinking like a man!

  • Dori : Guns don't kill people...

    Sledge Hammer : Yeah, bullets do.

  • Sledge Hammer : Now you've gone and done it. You just broke a family heirloom. That lamp had great sentimental value. It accidentally electrocuted my grandfather.

  • Cliff : *You're* with the police department?

    Sledge Hammer : No no no. No, I *am* the police department.

  • Sledge Hammer : That's what I like about you Doreau, you think like a man.

  • Captain Trunk : [to terrorist]  Alright! Your show's been cancelled!

    Sledge Hammer : You talking to me?

  • Sledge Hammer : All cops face violence. The ones who can't deal with it crack. The ones who do, teach.

  • Dori : [at Sledge pulling out a gun on some drunk in a bar]  Sledge, you can't solve everything with a gun!

    Sledge Hammer : [looking at her slightly puzzled]  I know, but I left bazooka in my car.

  • Dori : Sorry to interrupt you, Captain.

    Sledge Hammer : Just wanted to cheer you up.

    Captain Trunk : That's impossible. This is the worst day of my life.

    Sledge Hammer : Now you see right there, you're wrong. You've said many times that the worst day of your life was the day I joined the force.

    [Trunk looks at Hammer] 

    Sledge Hammer : Now you feel better?

    Captain Trunk : Yes.

  • Sledge Hammer : Any calls?

    Dori : Three. Two wrong numbers and an offer to cater a Bar Mitzvah. I told them 'no,' 'no,' and 'maybe.'

    Sledge Hammer : [Notices that Doreau is sporting a Veronica Lake hairstyle]  New hairdo?

    Dori : Yes. This is what happens when I can't afford my regular hairdresser.

    Sledge Hammer : Just remember, if you don't look good, we don't look good. Nice outfit; now that the first time you look like a real... girl.

    Dori : Yeah, if I don't get my hair fixed, I'll need a guide dog.

    [Blows her hair off her face] 

  • Sledge Hammer : You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to stick your head in that microwave and set it on "sandwich."

    Dori : Hammer, you can't do that!

    Sledge Hammer : What? There's no setting for sandwich?

  • Sledge Hammer : Don't ever touch my hand when I'm going for my gun!

  • Suzi Swallow : Inspector Hammer, do you have a prediction?

    Sledge Hammer : Yes. The first brain-transplant will be performed & YOU will be the reciprient.

  • Dori : I had a pervert call me once.

    Sledge Hammer : Oh, how'd you get him to stop? Change your number?

    Dori : No, I stopped dating him.

  • Sledge Hammer : Now where am I on this lineup?

    Dori : You're following a guy from Dallas and preceeding somebody from Miami.

    Sledge Hammer : Between Dallas and Miami? What terrible place would it be?

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