84 Charing Cross Road (1987)

Zoe Hodges: Mary Doel, Aged 4

Quotes 

• Mary Doel, Aged 4 : [family outing on a dismal afternoon]  Why does it always rain at the seaside, Daddy?

  Frank P. Doel : What?

  Mary Doel, Aged 4 : Why does it always rain at the seaside?

  Frank P. Doel : [cheerfully pondering]  Why does it rain at the seaside? To bring the rents down in the hotels.

  [big laugh]