April Fool's Day (1986)

Jay Baker: Harvey

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• Harvey : I know you think I'm a hick, but I'd like to change your mind about that if you'd give me a chance.

  Nikki : Why?

  Harvey : Because I would really like to plow your field.

• Harvey : Y'know what I find amazin'? Muffy's her real name. I mean, my name's Harvey but they call me Hal, so I figure Muffy must stand for something... Muffin?

  Nikki : Muff-child, Moffo, the Muffster, Muffin' stuff...

  Harvey : Muff dive.

• Muffy : Well there's an awful lot to be done with the place.

  Arch : You sound as if you own it.

  Muffy : I will, if all goes well next month when I turn 21, it's my first stage of inheritance.

  Harvey : First stage? What's your second?

  Nikki : Taxes, you may be talking to your future boss, Harve.

• Chaz : Wait a minute, aren't we supposed to be staying together? What about Rob and Muffy?

  Kit : Rob's out back checking the doors.

  Chaz : Yeah well what about Muffy?

  Nan : She's been acting less than normal anyway.

  Kit : What do you mean?

  Nan : All day and you haven't noticed?

  Harvey : Well who isn't?

  Nan : Those nurse's shoes.

  Chaz : What nurse's shoes?

  Nan : The clodhoppers she's been walking around in all day long. Crepe soles?

• Harvey : Oh crap!

  Nan : What happened?

  Harvey : I lost the bucket.

  Nan : Harve!

  Harvey : Hal! And the rope was rotten, any fool could've seen that!

  Nan : *You* didn't.