April Fool's Day (1986) Poster

Amy Steel: Kit

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  • Kit : Muffy hasn't been in an institution for three years, she's been at Vassar!

  • Kit : Oh, ha ha. HA HA HA HA! That's really funny, you guys. Really funny! Fuck you!

  • Kit : And don't anyone say "April Fool's" again or I'll rip them apart!

    Skip , Arch : Cough-cough-April Fool's!-cough-cough

  • Nikki : [reading magazine quiz]  My first experience was A. Painful and degrading. B. Not so hot but I really cared about him. C. I was ready to try again. D. Wildly exciting, I had an orgasm.

    Muffy : A and part of B.

    Nikki : A, painful and degrading, not so hot but I really cared about him, awww that's so sweet!

    Kit : I'll take B.

    Nikki : Not so hot but I really cared about him. Was it Rob?

    Kit : Uh, no it wasn't Rob. What about you, Niki?

    Nikki : Um, A and D, painful and degrading, wildly exciting, I had an orgasm.

    [they laugh] 

  • Arch : This is incredible. Here we are: privileged, independent, the hope for the future right here at this table, and not one of us knows what we're gonna do with the rest of our lives.

    Kit : We're all friends here, right?

    Nikki : Sort of.

  • Nan : [reading magazine quiz]  The one thing I haven't tried yet but am intensely curious about is A. Oral sex. B. Anal entry. C. S&M. D. Group sex. E. Lesbian sex, or F. All of the above.

    Kit : [long pause]  What was C?

  • Kit : It's okay now, with the others, they were outside, but you...

    Chaz : We're inside now, so we're safe.

    Nan : It's all because of what happened at the ferry, isn't it?

    Chaz : It was an accident! Christ! Don't they know that?

    Arch : Muffy, where do you keep your guns?

    Muffy : Guns? We don't keep guns in this house.

  • Nan : Can I make a toast? Well, someone once said to me to cherish the friends you make in college.

    Arch : I try to cherish *all* the friends I make.

    Nikki : Stop it.

    Nan : Because... they'll be the friends you cherish most for the rest of your life. So, here's to us and here's to my life, because I'm very glad to be here. And to be a part of all of you.

    Kit : Muffy, anything you want to add to that?

    Muffy : Why me?

    Nikki : Because you're the hostess.

    Muffy : Okay. In his Life of Johnson, Janus Boswell said 'We cannot predict the precise moment when friendships are formed, as in filling a vessel drop by drop, there is at last one which makes it run over. So in a series of kindnesses, there is at last one which makes the heart run over.' So, with this toast, may our hearts run over and our friendships be formed.

  • Rob : [about the constable]  He's on his way, he wants us to wait here and stay together.

    Chaz : What about the ferryman?

    Rob : It wasn't him, they've been together all day.

    Chaz : What?

    Kit : I don't understand.

    Rob : I don't either. Look, he's gonna send up a flare as soon as he nears the dock. And then we'll all go down as a group and meet him there. In the meantime we just wait here.

  • Kit : [about Skip]  We just saw him down at the boathouse drifting by on a boat, and he wasn't moving. He looked dead unless he was joking.

    Chaz : Well if it was Skip...

    Kit : I *saw* his face, Chaz!

    Rob : Look, has anybody seen him since last night?

    [nobody answers] 

  • Rob : [finds a letter on the boat]  State Hospital. 'Pursuant to our previous communications, please be advised that the patient under discussion has still not been found and returned to custody, and is now believed to be attempting to return to her home in your jurisdiction. If encountered exercise extreme caution and notify us immediately as Miss St. John has been a patient here for three years and is still considered incorrigibly unstable and extremely dangerous.

    Kit : Muffy hasn't been in an institution for three years, she's been at Vassar.

  • Kit : [looks in the basement incinerator]  Oh my God, it's Muffy's clothes!

    Rob : I don't get it!

  • Chaz : Wait a minute, aren't we supposed to be staying together? What about Rob and Muffy?

    Kit : Rob's out back checking the doors.

    Chaz : Yeah well what about Muffy?

    Nan : She's been acting less than normal anyway.

    Kit : What do you mean?

    Nan : All day and you haven't noticed?

    Harvey : Well who isn't?

    Nan : Those nurse's shoes.

    Chaz : What nurse's shoes?

    Nan : The clodhoppers she's been walking around in all day long. Crepe soles?

  • Kit : Do you see him?

    Rob : No. He must not have a light on his boat.

    Kit : Or he's chosen not to use it.

    Rob : Kit, he said something else about Muffy on the phone.

    Kit : What?

    Rob : He said not to trust anyone, that's why we were supposed to stay together. No one was supposed to be alone with anyone else. Then he said 'Especially not Muffy'.

    Kit : Well what did he mean by that?

    Rob : I don't know, he wouldn't explain it.

    Kit : But that's ridiculous.

    Rob : Is it? Think about it, he's known her a lot longer than we have.

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